zayn probably sings in the shower and suddenly the door slams open and theres niall giving him a standing ovation
yes that’s 100% what happens :}
WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free
- You’re 9 1/2 months pregnant and can pop at any second. You’re both sitting on the couch relaxing when your water breaks and have to get to the hospital but the car needs to be fixed and the pain is too unbearable for you to move so you have to deliver at home, and through the whole thing he’s freaking out.
- You and the boys are all brothers/sister and you’re the youngest. They are all over protective of you and when you get your first boyfriend, they kinda mess everything up even though they want the best for you.
- You’re a vampire and he’s a werewolf (something a bit like twilight :/) and you both go to the same school. You have your vampire friends (Perrie, Eleanor, Sophia and another random girl) and he has his werewolf friends (1d guys). You guys soon fall in love and all that mess.
- You’re the new girl in school who is super nerdy and is in every class with Edward Styles. He never notices you unless it’s to cheat on a test or copy homework from. You have a huge science project to do together that’s worth 30% of your grade, so he invites you over and he’s the typical lazy partner, lets you do all the work while he sits around. So anyway, you soon realize that the guy you have the biggest crush on is his twin brother Marcel Styles and you have no idea he has a crush on you too. Edward decides to make a deal, if you do all the work, he’ll change you into a bad girl in order to get Marcel’s attention, then soon find out that Marcel liked you just the way you were, now Edward starts developing a crush on you in the mix.
- (Specific for Harry) So it’s like the plot of the Larry fan-fic Penny for Your Thoughts (if you wanna read it I can give you the link) where you’re in an abusive relationship with a guy named Jake (or name of your choice), he doesn’t let you go out the house, let’s his friends have sex with you, and barely feeds you. He got you pregnant with your son Aiden (or name of choice) and let you keep him. Soon you get pregnant again but don’t tell him and try to hide it as best as you can until you start showing, then he kicks you out. The problem is that you left everything in America for him and have nowhere else to go, now you’re homeless. You set you and Aiden’s home in an alleyway across the street from the bakery Harry works at and he sees you on the corner, asking for change and food everyday but hasn’t had the guts to ever help you. Soon I collapse from malnutrition and for being sick so he takes you and Aiden to the hospital. When you get better, he offers to let you live with him then it goes on from there.
- Marcel anon where you and him are secretly dating and Harry catches you making out in Marcel’s room and gets mad because Marcel knows he has a crush on you, then goes on from there.
- Louis anon where you work at a pet shop and he comes in with Eleanor, getting her a puppy. He slips you his number and you start dating behind Eleanor’s back, but soon Eleanor catches you having sex in their shared bed and tries to fight you but you’re skilled in every self defense there is.
- (same as 1d5sos-love)
- Marcel anon (if not..nerdy Harry) where you work at a pet shop and he comes in to get a pet (dog, cat, turtle, etc.) and he asks you for your number and it goes on from there.
- (same as 1d5sos-love)
- Edward where you’re an exact female version of him, you’re punk, have two twin sisters (Veronica, and Lucy), and love to have tattoos and piercings. You walk into the tattoo parlor where he works at to get a piercing and it goes on from there.
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
do it do it do it
I dare you
i regret everything
I regret it already but…
do it i dare you
i’ll publish anything i swear
Please do this
Oh, then get a few shoes if they sell them. Also a few nice tops and skirts, also some shorts for this type of weather :) xx ~S
I’m not really sure babe! I don’t even know what that is :/ xx ~S
Okay I’ll do it in order…
(I’ve had quite a few on this one so I’ll just write the current one)
Sorry I went a bit overboard here hehe :P xx ~S
Of course babe!! Ask away! haha xx ~S
No, no! It’s okay babe!! Just tell which blog it’s from and I’ll tell you specifically. You can use as many as you want! :D xx ~S